

Entering his battle phase, Jake proceeds to summon his "Husker Knights" for an attack on Finn's "Schoolhouse," backed by his stolen "Cerebral Blood Storm." When prompted to defend, Finn asks if his "Cool Dog" and "Ancient Scholar" can defend against the knights, which Jake laughs off as obviously impossible.įinn then floops "The Pig" Jake scoffs at this, telling Finn that creatures must be "activated" to attack or defend-not flooped. Jake mocks Finn's hand, but takes one of Finn's cards, "Cerebral Blood Storm," which magically flies into his hand. He then begins his turn by activating "The Silo of Truth," which shows him all of the cards in Finn's hand. Finn says to start anyway despite Jake's protests, and the two begin playing.īoth players "floop" their land cards, and Jake reminds Finn to keep his hand hidden to avoid giving his opponent a strategic advantage. Jake then sets up his kingdom and prepares to start the game, noticing Finn has fallen asleep from the long-winded explanation of the rules. After Finn agrees, Jake explains the rules of Card Wars, which takes two hours. Finn laments the loss of perfectly good soda, but Jake quickly writes labels on the cups and explains that this is part of the stakes the winner will get the normal "cool guy" cup, and the loser must drink from the gross "dweeb" cup. Shrugging off BMO's cryptic words, Finn and Jake decide the stakes: the winner will be a "cool guy," and the loser will be a "dweeb." Jake fills two cups with soda, but adds coffee grounds, beetle butter, grape jelly, kimchi, and Ham Chunk Juice to one.

Jake asks if BMO wants to play with them, but it ominously replies that it does "not play such games. Finn tells Jake that he wants to play, and they begin setting up a table with snacks as BMO walks by. Jake explains that Lady Rainicorn does not want to play with him anymore because he always beats her. Finn asks what is in the box, and Jake eventually explains that the box contains the cards to play Card Wars. Jake soon walks in with a box and sighs obnoxiously to get Finn's attention. The episode starts at the Tree Fort with Finn eating sandwiches and drinking juice on the couch. Finn and Jake play an epic card game, where Jake becomes overly competitive.
